Pittsburgh H3 Mismanagement Roster
The misfits, masterminds, and mild disasters who keep the Pittsburgh Hash stumbling forward (usually).
GM: WMD
Being hash cash wasn’t enough, so WMD is back to rock the GM role again. Did he get a new truck, you bet your ass he did!
Hare Raisers: F-Dis & Dirty Gerbil
One Ah-Ah-Ah, Two Ah-Ah-Ah — that’s right, count them, two hare raisers! Pulling clipboards and taking names from unsuspecting inebriated hashers… will it work? Contact a hare raiser today to find out!
Send your preferred date(s) and trail info to PghHareRaiser@gmail.com.
Grand Master Emeritus: Moon
Think of Pgh-H3. What’s the first thing that cums to mind? Beer? Tits? No — you think Moon!
World-famous hasher, legendary hare, and reigning studmuffin. Hashed six continents, built a mobile hot tub, and keeps flour companies in business.
Religious Adviser: Polka Penis
After a stint as RB, Polka is shifting into the full RA position. How’d he get his name…you’ll just have to ask!
Hash Scribe: Open
There’s an opening for someone who can remember what happened. Anyone? Bueller?
Hash Cash: WMD
From bikes and church outings to Hash Cash! WMD keeps the beer flowing and the funds… mostly accounted for.
“Pay your dues!”
Haberdasher: Cock in a Net
Coming from PITT Hash, Cock in a Net brings fresh hab energy. Hab hab hooray!
Beer Wench: Random Unfortunate Soul
It could be you! No one is safe.
Hash Monsignor: Whiff Meister
Hashed since 1992. Song master, former RA, and proud creator of the title “Hash Monsignor.” Legend, goat story and all.
Hash Horn: Folker
Started hashing in 1983. Folk music, folk dancing, and general folking around earned him the name. Still tooting his own horn.
Webmasterbator Team: The Black Clap, Donkey-Ho-Te, Pearl Necklace
Keeping up with updates, patches, and events. It’s a process, you know.
On-Sec Team: This Could Be You!
The Hashsquatch
If you see a silhouette in the distance, you may have spotted the elusive Hashsquatch! Fear not — it means you’re on true trail. Call “PEYURDOOS!” and it may just look your way.