Who: Cuffed n Battered an El Cock

When: Thursday April 16 at 6:30pm

Where: Evergreen Cafe 7330 Penn Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15208

Are you sick of hearing about the NFL draft? Do you know nothing about sportsball? Are they even playing sportsball? Who knows. Who cares.

Because before all that nonsense starts, you can slip away into a magical woodland fever dream curated by some hashers who definitely owns at least three cloaks.

This trail has everything: hobbits… lasers… aliens… D20s… guys who insist “it’s actually pronounced mee-lee attack”… a wizard who will break character to check his phone… and a mysterious elf named Craig who’s just kind of… there.

Come dressed as your favorite character—whether it’s a space captain, dungeon goblin, or “guy who just learned what cosplay is yesterday.”

Prizes will be awarded for best costume, judged by a panel of sleep-deprived dungeon masters and one raccoon in a cape.
You’ll experience roleplaying, dice rolling, magic, and yes… lightsabers—some of which may even turn on.

So ditch the draft, embrace the chaos, and remember: if you hear someone whisper “roll for initiative”… it’s already too late.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/BddpdWHcNmbUkJnu8

Hash cash is always $5.00 except for virgins.

Participation means you agree to abide by the Code of Conduct for the Pittsburgh hash kennels:
https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/

InspectHer Gadget is turning 10! His very first trail was when he was a very wee 9 weeks old. (Photo is from his early hashing days when he napped at beer stops, hashing is hard!)
We asked him what he wanted to do for his Beerthday and he insisted on being in his own neighborhood, taking a tour of his favorite walks, with his favorite people— hashers.
So come out for a short, easy, flat trail, and be prepared to look at the world through Gadget’s eyes and smell everything, plus games and dog-related frivolity.
Bring your favorite stick and a doggo if you have one. Trail will be very walker-friendly to accommodate his limpy mom and for hashers doing the steps clean-up at 12.

Who: Shameless Cussy & Assotope

When: Thursday April 23 at 6:30pm

Where: The Highline patio. Sly Fox/Burghers 46 S 4th St, Pittsburgh, PA 15219

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Td2Q5fLyLrXJmEKB9?g_st=ic

Rego link: https://hashrego.com/events/nfl-draft-hash-weekend-spectacular-2026

Hash cash is always $5.00 except for virgins. Trail is included if you registered at hashrego.

Participation means you agree to abide by the Code of Conduct for the Pittsburgh hash kennels:
https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/

Cum join Titties n@ H3 for a manvitational in celebration of some thing happening in Pittsburgh. We think it has something to do with owls?

We'll meet at Title 9 Pittsburgh, the women's sports bar that the Square Cafe turns into in the evenings!

Watch some sports, get some snacks and drinks to get ready for a jaunt around East Liberty/Highland Park.

Want to celebrate these owls? Wear your best owl-y outfit. Or be shiny so the owls can see you better at night.

Hares: Fanny, BitchinHeat, Zoo Goo, and Cottage Cheese 🤮

Time: 6:30pm meet, 7pm on-out

Location: Title 9 Pittsburgh, East Liberty

Trail distance is between 2.5 miles to 3.5 miles and is A to B. (We can't promise a distance for those Busy Beavers!) Apres and after party at Bitchin' Pearl's at 6391 Stanton Ave. You can park there and walk to the start (less than a mile away) if you like. Have some snacks or drinks you'd like to share for the after-party or want a change of clothes? Drop them off before trail!

Trail is walker friendly.

Hash cash: $5 except for new boots and anyone who has registered for the larger weekend event on Hash Rego: https://hashrego.com/.../nfl-draft-hash-weekend...

Participation means you agree to abide by the Code of Conduct for the Pittsburgh hash kennels:
https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/
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A hash in a city of 350,000 people that will have 700,000 visitors. What the hell could go wrong? Cum out with us and find out as we traverse the streets of our gridiron, gridlocked town to see the spectacle that is the NFL Draft. We can promise a trail (of sorts), beer, and some good people watching. We’ll try our best to have a runner and walker option at the beginning and end of trail. However, once we’re in the crowds, we’ll probably just all stick together and walk. At a couple points during trail, the hares will give everyone a meeting spot if you get separated from the group. We also recommend you join Discord and use the Lost on Trail channel if you find yourself curled up in an alleyway somewhere with no beer or orange food to sustain you.
Make sure to have cash (YMR is cash only, but they have an ATM). Also, bring your ID, and it’s not a bad idea to have a debit/credit card with you, too, just in case.
We’ll have food at the YMR after trail, followed by an after-party at Porn Again’s house.
This will be a shiggy-free trail, but there will be forests of people, so feel free to dress weird and celebrate in your own way!
Cost to attend this trail is $10 if you did not rego for the whole week. Your rego or $10 hash cash gets you beer on trail, circle beer, food after trail, and an after-party that night. Start beer and any extra beer is on you.
Questions? Hit up your hares: ICP, Porn Again, or Anal Eaze.

The YMR club 631 Suismon St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Participation means you agree to abide by the Code of Conduct for the Pittsburgh hash kennels:
https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/

PGH NFL draft week BASH
Trail will showcase the finest sports bars in the area to celebrate the NFL Draft!

Meet at Helltown Strip 2PM.
On out 2:30
Pre lube and two contra stops on yinz.
Circle with sports food on hare.

Terrain - Bike trails/lanes and paved side streets. Any bike will do.
Distance - Around 11 miles.
Hills - Minimal.
Fun - Yes.

Bring a bike in good working order.
Cash, ID, CC.
Maybe a helmet.
Lock. But don't stress as we can always share being tied up together. 

This event is part of a larger week long event celebrating the draft being in Pittsburgh. You can attend this event individually but you will not get the habby or access to the two after parties on Friday and Saturday night. Please go to hash rego and register so that you can get all the goodies.
https://hashrego.com/.../nfl-draft-hash-weekend...
Or just bash.

Participation in this event means that you abide by our code of conduct.
https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/

Where: Tiki Lounge 2003 E Carson St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203, USA

Details cuming soon!