The Pittsburgh Marathon is over. Your toenails are gone. Things hurt in ways you didn't know they could. What better way to celebrate your victory lap than with a carb-fueled shuffle. The trail will be pretty easy going for anyone who may have finished the marathon.
Bring your beer belly, your battle-worn legs, and your thirst for bad choices. We may not set PRs on this trail, but we’ll definitely earn some stories.
Cash and ID as there may be contra stop/s. No need for bug spray or trail shoes. Also it is May the 4th.. do some nerd stuff if you want.
On-On,
Hop Farm 5601 Butler St, Pittsburgh, PA 15201

Please cum join us at Allegheny City Brewery’s brand new location in Brighton Heights at 3627 California Ave Pittsburgh, PA 15212.

This trail will be Cinqo de Meowo themed for our 4 legged friends, of course, with delicious Mexican themed snacks along the way. There is also a Munn’s Pizza right beside the start location if anyone would like a bite to eat before starting. I won’t give away anything else but there are definitely more surprises to come. You can’t miss this trail!

Trail is dog friendly, as well as the start location. Hash cash is $5, free for virgins. Meet up time is 6:30 pm, on out at 7 pm.

Dirty Gerbil and T-Boner are hosting a pick-up trail out of the new ACB in Brighton Heights! Moms are especially welcome.

Contra stops, possibly dog-friendly, but who knows, it’s choose your own adventure time.

Who:  TBC, Gooshy, and T-Boner
Where: Abjuration Brewing, 644 Broadway Ave, McKees Rocks, PA 15136
When: Thursday May 14 @ 6:30 pm

No, Abjuration Brewing is not located within the official city limits, but is approved by Misman.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/fqM1bNC2AkxcrSrR8

Hash cash is always $5.00 except for virgins.

Participation means you agree to abide by the Code of Conduct for the Pittsburgh hash kennels:https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/

Come on out for another pizza bash.

Your hare will provide some pizzas on trail.
Three P&B stops.
Pre lube and trail beverages are on yinz.
Circle bevvies and snacks on hare.

Please bring a bike in good working order, ID, cash/CC, a smile, maybe a lock(we can share), and maybe a helmet.

Meet at ACB 510 E. Ohio at noon.
On out 12:30 hopefully to stay ahead of any weather.

Participation means that you agree to abide by the code of conduct
https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/

Questions
Crack Filler
724 612 5571

Manvitational - all are welcome!

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where Pittsburgh flits?
Tn@ is puttin’ on the ritz!

It’s the beginning of prom and wedding season, so we’re taking over Pgh’s trail and having our first “dress” run. And by dresses, we mean tuxedos (or suits, or tuxedo-ish attire). Dust off your formal wear and air out that mothball smell ‘cuz it’s time to strut your stuff! We’re going to parade around town and make everyone wonder if a bunch of wedding attendees lost their dogs “on on” and “RU.” Because what screams “elegance” like a pack of half minds?

We will be raising money and collecting donations for the Women’s Center and Shelter of Greater Pittsburgh. Hash cash is $10 plus any additional amount you’d like to donate to the shelter. Donated goods are also welcome – see the shelter’s list of desired items for reference: https://wcspittsburgh.org/ways-to-give/donate-items/.
Location TBD – stay tuned!
Gather 2:00 pm, on-out 2:30-ish.

Expect a trail that won’t scuff up your formalwear, prom and wedding-themed activities, and much (or maybe not that much) more. Bonus for ruffled shirts and cum-merbunds! See less

ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEER MILE???
You can compete as an individual or as a 4-person relay! We’ll be following the official beer mile rules, so your beer has to be at least 5%.
Go to https://www.beermile.com for rules and past results from your fellow hashers!
Everyone brings their own beer. After all, you might want to be extra choosey since you’ll probably taste it going down and coming back up!
If you don’t want to run, come and cheer on the beer-guzzling
participants!

Where: Schenley Oval 1 Overlook Dr, Pittsburgh, PA 15217
When: Thursday May 21 at 8:00pm

https://maps.app.goo.gl/FEoKNKNDXRvii52n8

Participation means you agree to abide by the Code of Conduct for the Pittsburgh hash kennels:https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/

Once again I have no idea what's going on in the real world or when any holiday is so after a few failed trail ideas and being told it would be Memorial day weekend i figured we'd just rent a shelter in Schenley park and do a cookout as well as a trail. There will be brews, snacks, and meats of various shapes. Trail will be short, flat, and zigzag all over.

Who: Bristle Me Softly & Asscavator
When: Thursday May 28 @ 6:30 pm
Where: Cousins Lounge, 203 Grant Ave, Millvale, PA 15209

Keeping it on the shorter end and shiggy free. Cousins is cash only.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/9b3PSbKpFZ351syb9

Hash cash is always $5.00 except for virgins.

Participation means you agree to abide by the Code of Conduct for the Pittsburgh hash kennels:https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/

Hello, my name is Purple Princess. You killed my father...actually he's doing just fine in the Poconos, but that's not congruent with the theme now is it? Okay, trying this again. Hello, my name is Purple Princess, you killed my father, prepare to die...you know, given my history of hashing injuries, I should be the one preparing, but alas, ya boy can't make his mind up. How many have I had thus far? Ugh, too many. So where was I? Oh nevermind.
So THERE I was, once a lowly muggle who heard about hashing, thinking it's odd but I'll give it a try. That was 18 years ago and now ya Princess is the Grand Masturbator, offering a Purple Princess Bride weekend for the masses. There will be...food, trails with the finest hills and shiggy Pittsburgh has to offer, a costume contest, pizza, dancing, hash games, a racoon or two (DO NOT FEED THE WILDLIFE) & of course...BEER!
Come on out & hope the RA delivers better weather than last year. Bring heavy duty tent pegs in case of his deriliction of duty as last year we lost 10 tents due to heavy winds. If anything is desired but not mentioned above simply go up to the nearest member of Pittsburgh Mis-Man and order them to do thy bidding, but you must start with "Farmboy", then make your request. The response will be less "As you wish" and more akin to a request for you to go somewhere and respectively self-fornicate, followed by and eye roll, and said member walking away. We've got enough to deal with after all.
Rego includes Friday & Saturday trails, bottomless beer, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfas/lunch/dinner, & Sunday breakfast), Friday night beer exchange, games, dancing, haberdashery, endless dress-up possibilities, as well as a very nice place to pitch your tent! Cum join us!
Price Schedule:
Early bird (until 2/23 or 50 regos): $100
2/24-4/19 - $125
4/30-5/31 - $150
Waljup - TBD
Guaranteed Hab Cutoff: 4/18
If you have any issues with HashRego payments via PayPal, you can send money directly to pghh3.hashcash@gmail.com with a note of who the rego payment is for.
PROHIBITED
Dogs, guns, teenagers, generators, & campers bigger than a pop-up.
Stuff to bring:
Camping stuff, beer for the craft beer exchange, wine for the wine share, bug & tick spray, and all your winning personalities!
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Hello, my name is Purple Princess. You killed my father...actually he's doing just fine in the Poconos, but that's not congruent with the theme now is it? Okay, trying this again. Hello, my name is Purple Princess, you killed my father, prepare to die...you know, given my history of hashing injuries, I should be the one preparing, but alas, ya boy can't make his mind up. How many have I had thus far? Ugh, too many. So where was I? Oh nevermind.
So THERE I was, once a lowly muggle who heard about hashing, thinking it's odd but I'll give it a try. That was 18 years ago and now ya Princess is the Grand Masturbator, offering a Purple Princess Bride weekend for the masses. There will be...food, trails with the finest hills and shiggy Pittsburgh has to offer, a costume contest, pizza, dancing, hash games, a racoon or two (DO NOT FEED THE WILDLIFE) & of course...BEER!
Come on out & hope the RA delivers better weather than last year. Bring heavy duty tent pegs in case of his deriliction of duty as last year we lost 10 tents due to heavy winds. If anything is desired but not mentioned above simply go up to the nearest member of Pittsburgh Mis-Man and order them to do thy bidding, but you must start with "Farmboy", then make your request. The response will be less "As you wish" and more akin to a request for you to go somewhere and respectively self-fornicate, followed by and eye roll, and said member walking away. We've got enough to deal with after all.
Rego includes Friday & Saturday trails, bottomless beer, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfas/lunch/dinner, & Sunday breakfast), Friday night beer exchange, games, dancing, haberdashery, endless dress-up possibilities, as well as a very nice place to pitch your tent! Cum join us!
Price Schedule:
Early bird (until 2/23 or 50 regos): $100
2/24-4/19 - $125
4/30-5/31 - $150
Waljup - TBD
Guaranteed Hab Cutoff: 4/18
If you have any issues with HashRego payments via PayPal, you can send money directly to pghh3.hashcash@gmail.com with a note of who the rego payment is for.
PROHIBITED
Dogs, guns, teenagers, generators, & campers bigger than a pop-up.
Stuff to bring:
Camping stuff, beer for the craft beer exchange, wine for the wine share, bug & tick spray, and all your winning personalities!
See less