Pittsburgh H3 Mismanagement Roster
The misfits, masterminds, and mild disasters who keep the Pittsburgh Hash stumbling forward (usually).
GM: Purple Princess
Coming in from multiple stints as RA, Purple said he wanted to give GM a try. With a robust voice, a passion for hashing, and an infectiously friendly demeanor, Purple is going to have fun with this job… as long as he stays clear of all those cliffs on trail!
Hare Raisers: F-Dis & Dirty Gerbil
One Ah-Ah-Ah, Two Ah-Ah-Ah — that’s right, count them, two hare raisers! Pulling clipboards and taking names from unsuspecting inebriated hashers… will it work? Contact a hare raiser today to find out!
Send your preferred date(s) and trail info to PghHareRaiser@gmail.com.
Grand Master Emeritus: Moon
Think of Pgh-H3. What’s the first thing that cums to mind? Beer? Tits? No — you think Moon!
World-famous hasher, legendary hare, and reigning studmuffin. Hashed six continents, built a mobile hot tub, and keeps flour companies in business.
Religious Adviser: Cosmo
Returning to Pittsburgh from the west coast, Cosmo steps into the RA role with bawdy songs and wilder stories. The circle will never be the same again.
Hash Scribe: Open
There’s an opening for someone who can remember what happened. Anyone? Bueller?
Hash Cash: WMD
From bikes and church outings to Hash Cash! WMD keeps the beer flowing and the funds… mostly accounted for.
“Pay your dues!”
Haberdasher: Cock in a Net
Coming from PITT Hash, Cock in a Net brings fresh hab energy. Hab hab hooray!
Beer Wench: Random Unfortunate Soul
It could be you! No one is safe.
Hash Monsignor: Whiff Meister
Hashed since 1992. Song master, former RA, and proud creator of the title “Hash Monsignor.” Legend, goat story and all.
Hash Horn: Folker
Started hashing in 1983. Folk music, folk dancing, and general folking around earned him the name. Still tooting his own horn.
Webmasterbator Team: The Black Clap, Donkey-Ho-Te, Pearl Necklace
Keeping up with updates, patches, and events. It’s a process, you know.
On-Sec Team: This Could Be You!
The Hashsquatch
If you see a silhouette in the distance, you may have spotted the elusive Hashsquatch! Fear not — it means you’re on true trail. Call “PEYURDOOS!” and it may just look your way.