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PITT #370 - Cheese's Beerthday Hash
PITT #370 - Cheese's Beerthday Hash
April 2, 2026 18:30 - 18:30
Who: Cottage Cheese, BitchInHeat, Just Nico, and Leaver Behind
Where: Sly Fox Taphouse 300 Liberty Ave #100, Pittsburgh, PA 15222
When: Thursday April 2 at 6:30pm
Details cuming soon!
https://maps.app.goo.gl/YhJv6xhSG4YVdGVY9
Hash cash is always $5.00 except for virgins.
Participation means you agree to abide by the Code of Conduct for the Pittsburgh hash kennels: https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/
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HASH #2226: 8th Blood Libel Hash
HASH #2226: 8th Blood Libel Hash
April 5, 2026 14:00 - 14:15
Verdetto's | Bar & Restaurant, 814 Madison Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212, USA
It's the 8th Sporadic running of the Blood Libel trail!
Blood li*bel (n): the superstitious accusation that Jews ritually sacrifice Christian children at Passover to obtain blood for unleavened bread.
Why is this trail different from other trails?
- It occurs on BOTH” Easter Sunday and the 5th day of Passover. This means it is the 3251st analversary of the Jews’ exodus from Egypt and the 2026th analversary of the resurrection of Jesus Christ*.
* disclaimer: deets for this trail are based on scripture and have no evidential basis*
- It will welcome theme dressing related to zombies, bunnies, and killer bunnies. After all, it’s a day of res-erection. BEWARE THE RABBIT OF CAERBANNOG!!!
- It has something for everyone. Are you a Bible thumper, a Torah touter, a pinball wizard, or just a depraved psycho who likes killer rabbits? This trail has it all.
Expect the following:
- Start bar is Verdettos, 814 Madison Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
- Meet at 2:00, on-out at 2:30
- Trail will be short, flat, and shiggy-free (or at least one of these)
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Tn@ 122: Schoolhouse
Tn@ 122: Schoolhouse
April 8, 2026 18:30 - 21:30
D's Six Pax and Dogz, 1118 S Braddock Ave, Swissvale, PA 15218, USA
Join Schoolhouse for a springtime trail optimized for sightings of flowers, little free libraries, and pride flags. Collect them all! Bonus if you bring a book to donate to the LFL.
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Fool Moon: Pink Moon Faux Beer Mile
Fool Moon: Pink Moon Faux Beer Mile
April 10, 2026 18:30 - 18:45
Prospect Shelter, Prospect Dr, Pittsburgh, PA 15217, USA
Are you ready for a fast-paced speed hash? This trail will be around 2 miles, and you'll be chugging 4 beers with checks and false trails... that's right, it's a beer mile with a twist.The rules are similar to the beer mile. Four beers will be hidden along the trail at designated chug stops. Just like a beer mile, when you get there, you chug the can until it's gone, then you can move on to the next part of the trail.We will provide the beer for anyone participating in the chugging. If you'd still like to do trail without the chugging you'll have to bring your own and wait at the stops like everyone else until yours is done.
We will meet up at the Prospect Shelter in Schenley park @6:30 and on out around 7. This will be live as the hares will also be chugging with a small head start.
Prospect Dr, Pittsburgh, PA 15217
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HASH #2227: Moon
HASH #2227: Moon
April 12, 2026 14:00 - 14:15
Hazel Grove Brewing, 4609 Irvine St, Pittsburgh, PA 15207, USA
Out of Hazel Grove Brewing
75 cents hash cash!
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PITT #371 – Cuffed and Cock
PITT #371 – Cuffed and Cock
April 16, 2026 18:30 - 18:30
Evergreen Cafe, 7330 Penn Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15208, USA
Who: Cuffed n Battered an El Cock
When: Thursday April 16 at 6:30pm
Where: Evergreen Cafe 7330 Penn Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15208
Are you sick of hearing about the NFL draft? Do you know nothing about sportsball? Are they even playing sportsball? Who knows. Who cares.
Because before all that nonsense starts, you can slip away into a magical woodland fever dream curated by some hashers who definitely owns at least three cloaks.
This trail has everything: hobbits… lasers… aliens… D20s… guys who insist “it’s actually pronounced mee-lee attack”… a wizard who will break character to check his phone… and a mysterious elf named Craig who’s just kind of… there.
Come dressed as your favorite character—whether it’s a space captain, dungeon goblin, or “guy who just learned what cosplay is yesterday.”
Prizes will be awarded for best costume, judged by a panel of sleep-deprived dungeon masters and one raccoon in a cape.
You’ll experience roleplaying, dice rolling, magic, and yes… lightsabers—some of which may even turn on.
So ditch the draft, embrace the chaos, and remember: if you hear someone whisper “roll for initiative”… it’s already too late.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/BddpdWHcNmbUkJnu8
Hash cash is always $5.00 except for virgins.
Participation means you agree to abide by the Code of Conduct for the Pittsburgh hash kennels:
https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/
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Earth Day/NFL Draft Clean Up
Earth Day/NFL Draft Clean Up
April 19, 2026 12:00 - 13:00
Earth Day/NFL Draft Clean up
When: Sunday, April 19
Noon-1pm
Where: near Randyland in North Side, corner of Arch St and E. Jefferson Street, https://maps.app.goo.gl/bcujMZgDXkpF3i4fA?g_st=ic
The hash has officially adopted a set of city steps with Allegheny Cleanways! It’s in the North Side, right past Randyland, connecting Arch Street with Perrysville Avenue. We’ll be responsible for ongoing litter clean up, vegetation management, and emptying the 2 small trash cans at top and bottom.
The NFL draft is in Pittsburgh April 23-25 and the steps may be getting more traffic! Come out to celebrate Earth Day and make sure our steps are in good shape for the tourists after winter. Also, FREE BEER! We should finish by 1 and have time to grab lunch somewhere before Inspecther Gadget’s Beerthday party!
Gloves will be provided but please bring them, pruning shears, weed wackers, machetes if you have them! Questions? Green Mile 412-973-0471
*The address is near the bottom of the stairs, it is not a hasher’s house, it’s for location purposes only. Do not knock.*
Can’t make it? Help by signing up for a bi-weekly maintenance shift that takes about 15 minutes! Deets here: https://docs.google.com/.../1i-erI2oY_8gp9M.../edit...
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HASH #2228: InspectHer Gadget’s Beerthday Party
HASH #2228: InspectHer Gadget’s Beerthday Party
April 19, 2026 14:00 - 14:15
Federal Galley, 200 Children's Way, Pittsburgh, PA 15212, USA
InspectHer Gadget is turning 10! His very first trail was when he was a very wee 9 weeks old. (Photo is from his early hashing days when he napped at beer stops, hashing is hard!)
We asked him what he wanted to do for his Beerthday and he insisted on being in his own neighborhood, taking a tour of his favorite walks, with his favorite people— hashers.
So come out for a short, easy, flat trail, and be prepared to look at the world through Gadget’s eyes and smell everything, plus games and dog-related frivolity.
Bring your favorite stick and a doggo if you have one. Trail will be very walker-friendly to accommodate his limpy mom and for hashers doing the steps clean-up at 12.
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Darkside 131 NFL Draft Special
Darkside 131 NFL Draft Special
April 22, 2026
Where: Hop's Place
3037 Shadeland Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
https://maps.app.goo.gl/cSPk3bJunnxN29Xu8
Who: F-Dis
Date: 4/22/2026
Time: 6:30. Hare(s) on out at 7:00. Pack 10 minutes later
Why: To entertain the many people visiting our city during the NFL Draft week.
https://hashrego.com/events/nfl-draft-hash-weekend-spectacular-2026
What To Bring: New faces and a thirst for beer
The problem with football? No shiggy. No hills. No dilapidated cars, abandoned houses, way too much daylight, and hardly any city steps at all. Don’t worry! F-Dis is here to fix all of that.
Bring a headlamp, road shoes should be fine. Want to walk all/most/some of this? Do it! I’ll leave instructions to shave off the corners, so you can still make it to the beer stops
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PITT #372 - Peenalty Hash
PITT #372 - Peenalty Hash
April 23, 2026 18:30 - 18:30
Burghers Brewing Beer Garden Highline, 46 S 4th St, Pittsburgh, PA 15219, USA
Who: Shameless Cussy & Assotope
When: Thursday April 23 at 6:30pm
Where: The Highline patio. Sly Fox/Burghers 46 S 4th St, Pittsburgh, PA 15219
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Td2Q5fLyLrXJmEKB9?g_st=ic
Rego link: https://hashrego.com/events/nfl-draft-hash-weekend-spectacular-2026
Hash cash is always $5.00 except for virgins. Trail is included if you registered at hashrego.
Participation means you agree to abide by the Code of Conduct for the Pittsburgh hash kennels:
https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/
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Tn@ Something About Owls? NFL Draft hash (Manvitational)
Tn@ Something About Owls? NFL Draft hash (Manvitational)
April 24, 2026 18:30 - 19:30
Title 9 PGH, 5997 Centre Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15206, USA
Cum join Titties n@ H3 for a manvitational in celebration of some thing happening in Pittsburgh. We think it has something to do with owls?
We'll meet at Title 9 Pittsburgh, the women's sports bar that the Square Cafe turns into in the evenings!
Watch some sports, get some snacks and drinks to get ready for a jaunt around East Liberty/Highland Park.
Want to celebrate these owls? Wear your best owl-y outfit. Or be shiny so the owls can see you better at night.
Hares: Fanny, BitchinHeat, Zoo Goo, and Cottage Cheese 🤮
Time: 6:30pm meet, 7pm on-out
Location: Title 9 Pittsburgh, East Liberty
Trail distance is between 2.5 miles to 3.5 miles and is A to B. (We can't promise a distance for those Busy Beavers!) Apres and after party at Bitchin' Pearl's at 6391 Stanton Ave. You can park there and walk to the start (less than a mile away) if you like. Have some snacks or drinks you'd like to share for the after-party or want a change of clothes? Drop them off before trail!
Trail is walker friendly.
Hash cash: $5 except for new boots and anyone who has registered for the larger weekend event on Hash Rego: https://hashrego.com/.../nfl-draft-hash-weekend...
Participation means you agree to abide by the Code of Conduct for the Pittsburgh hash kennels:
https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/
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Hash #2229: Porn Again & ICP – NFL Draft trail
Hash #2229: Porn Again & ICP – NFL Draft trail
April 25, 2026 14:00 - 15:00
The YMR Club, 631 Suismon St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212, USA
A hash in a city of 350,000 people that will have 700,000 visitors. What the hell could go wrong? Cum out with us and find out as we traverse the streets of our gridiron, gridlocked town to see the spectacle that is the NFL Draft. We can promise a trail (of sorts), beer, and some good people watching. We’ll try our best to have a runner and walker option at the beginning and end of trail. However, once we’re in the crowds, we’ll probably just all stick together and walk. At a couple points during trail, the hares will give everyone a meeting spot if you get separated from the group. We also recommend you join Discord and use the Lost on Trail channel if you find yourself curled up in an alleyway somewhere with no beer or orange food to sustain you.
Make sure to have cash (YMR is cash only, but they have an ATM). Also, bring your ID, and it’s not a bad idea to have a debit/credit card with you, too, just in case.
We’ll have food at the YMR after trail, followed by an after-party at Porn Again’s house.
This will be a shiggy-free trail, but there will be forests of people, so feel free to dress weird and celebrate in your own way!
Cost to attend this trail is $10 if you did not rego for the whole week. Your rego or $10 hash cash gets you beer on trail, circle beer, food after trail, and an after-party that night. Start beer and any extra beer is on you.
Questions? Hit up your hares: ICP, Porn Again, or Anal Eaze.
The YMR club 631 Suismon St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Participation means you agree to abide by the Code of Conduct for the Pittsburgh hash kennels:
https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/
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PGH NFL Draft Week Bash
PGH NFL Draft Week Bash
April 26, 2026 14:00 - 14:30
Helltown Brewing - Strip District, 1700 Penn Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15222, USA
PGH NFL draft week BASH Trail will showcase the finest sports bars in the area to celebrate the NFL Draft!
Meet at Helltown Strip 2PM. On out 2:30 Pre lube and two contra stops on yinz. Circle with sports food on hare.
Terrain - Bike trails/lanes and paved side streets. Any bike will do. Distance - Around 11 miles. Hills - Minimal. Fun - Yes.
Bring a bike in good working order. Cash, ID, CC. Maybe a helmet. Lock. But don't stress as we can always share being tied up together.
This event is part of a larger week long event celebrating the draft being in Pittsburgh. You can attend this event individually but you will not get the habby or access to the two after parties on Friday and Saturday night. Please go to hash rego and register so that you can get all the goodies. https://hashrego.com/.../nfl-draft-hash-weekend... Or just bash.
Participation in this event means that you abide by our code of conduct. https://pghh3.com/code-of-conduct/
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PITT #3XX - F-Dis
PITT #3XX - F-Dis
April 30, 2026 18:30 - 18:30
Tiki Lounge, 2003 E Carson St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203, USA
Where: Tiki Lounge 2003 E Carson St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203, USA
Details cuming soon!
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